Dastardly Dilemmas: You Can only have One bath or shower product for the rest of Your Life. What Is It?

23May

Dastardly Dilemmas: You Can only have One bath or shower product for the rest of Your Life. What Is It?

by asfe Uncategorized

El Hub would most likely (absolutely, definitely) state that many of the 20-some-odd bath as well as body products in our shower are unnecessary, however I have to politely disagree. That guy may be able to make it through on a single bar of soap, however I can’t. I requirement EVERY DAMN thing IN THERE.

You don’t even know. Without the appropriate care as well as attention, my hair goes wild! I’m speaking star of its own show on animal Planet. I’d have hairy hobbit toes, too. as well as without the best scented bath products? Huh uh. I don’t want to odor like overripe peaches.

So, yeah, this is a difficult one for me… Do I pick the razor, (’cause sibling is hairy), or hair conditioner, or soap, or one of the other things in my shower?

If this were the end times, like if things were really, truly bad, I’d choose a great cleanser, like Neutrogena Ultra gentle everyday Cleanser, as well as utilize it on my face, body as well as hair. I’d stock bottles of that stuff.

Then, as well as this is completely fair game since I didn’t state anything about diy or kitchen area products, I’d condition my crazy mane with olive or coconut oil.

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This is assuming, of course, that I’d be able to discover some (post-apocalyptic Karen would be crafty), as well as then I’d trim my rogue body hair with a sharp knife or a pair of tweezers, which I might likewise utilize as an anti-zombie weapon in a pinch.

If this were some other type of situation, like if an eccentric billionaire stated to me, “Karen, I’ll provide you $10 million if you only utilize one bath or shower product for the rest of your life,” then I’d still choose soap…but I’d spend a few of my millions on waxing as well as deep conditioning treatments at the salon.